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> You know you've been playing too much Mordor..., (used to be "Just wondering")
Schliemann
post Aug 25 2005, 10:20 PM
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does the guy who owns the store go to the flea market to unload all of the iron daggers and oak staffs we sell him everyday? Does he sucker idiots into buying Bone Daggers and Gnarled Hands and the like?

Sorry guys...just had that picture in my mind...some little fat hairy guy going (use whatever accent you find appropriate) " Will make you deal...nice iron dagger...last one in stock...verrrry cheap just for you"

Hehehe

Also my girlfriend ( whom I have talked quite a bit about ) told me last night that I was addicted to Mordor....so I started thinking...what would be the signs that you are addicted to Mordor and came up with a few ( hopefully this topic has never come up before...if so I am sorry )

You Might Be Addicted to Mordor if...

Your significant other hears you scream from the other room "F***ing Questmaster!!!!"

At Wal-Mart you check every jewelry box in hope of finding something.

You actually know what every scroll does.

You actually use every scroll.

You have one character laying in wait to take the place of the worst one in your party.

You have ever teleported yourself into a wall ( well maybe not a sign of addiction but stupidity...which I have suffered from twice)


Okay guys will try and think of more later...add more if you think of 'em.

Once again thanks for letting me rant biggrin.gif

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post Aug 26 2005, 02:33 AM
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you try casting spells on dogs while they're attacking you so you can charm them

you don't drink wine due to fear of it dropping your int and wisdom (although if you drink enough smile.gif )

you refuse to go in spining doors due to fear of getting lost

you go back to your hometown after getting sick, expecting to be healed instantly

you refuse to enter basements unless your armed


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post Aug 26 2005, 03:19 AM
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constantly being in fear of ageing beyond the normal rate

getting people to be your companion

thinking you can see invisible people, while your levitating and being "protected"

wondering why your bank account is a few billion dollars off what you thought it would be
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post Aug 26 2005, 04:56 AM
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Those were great guys!!!

A few more from my afflicted mind...

you have actually equipped yourself with a cursed item...then felt physical pain.

you have actually used the spell "detect rock" just to make your map look right.

you actually read these forums...everyday.

you will sit for an hour thinking up a good name for your new character.

you look through sci-fi or fantasy books for help in choosing the name for your new character.

you have actually gotten so intense in finding something you have not noticed you are pinned.

you are like me...coming up with reasons to justify the love for a game everyone I have ever shown just said " The graphics suck...Final Fantasy is so much better"



If anyone has more...throw them in!!

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A. J. Raffles
post Aug 26 2005, 07:07 AM
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Hmm...

When you realise you are lost, you immediately start to spin instead of asking somebody where you are.

You are deeply suspicious of swimming pools unless you are wearing a particular piece of clothing and keep mumbling something about "damn quicksand".

You never open any sort of container - not even a box of chocolates - without checking it for traps first.

If you've mislaid your glasses, you go and see (or rather don't see) a medium about it. You'll pay a huge sum to have the medium tell you the glasses are somewhere within a five mile radius of your house. If you're lucky, that is. If you're unlucky, the medium will just say "Sorry, I can't seem to concentrate at the moment. Try again".

When you're short of cash you go and slay a few dragons. If you can't find any, you claim to have been robbed by a Black Gremlin.

You believe in Fate, but only when you're on the brink of death.

You're no longer allowed in the zoo ever since you went there and killed everything in sight. However, they send you a box of assorted animal droppings for your birthday every year, since back then you expressed your disappointment that none of the wolves, bears and lions you slaughtered "dropped" anything.

You never eat, drink or sleep and refuse to wear trousers, socks or underwear, because they "don't give any bonuses".


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post Aug 26 2005, 08:05 AM
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A. J. Raffles
post Aug 26 2005, 08:23 AM
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On your travels you can easily carry several hundred kilograms of gold as well as a bunch of heavy equipment without having to slow down.

You refuse to wear more than one ring at a time although you've got ten perfectly functional fingers like everybody else.

When it's foggy outside you prepare for encounters with slimes.

Instead of using the stairs you put on a special hat and expect to be transported to the next floor.

You pick up everything you find, regardless of what it is. If it turns out to be a useless piece of junk you sell it to your local supermarket.

Your best friend refuses to speak to you ever since he asked you to help with his move and all you did was to rip open every box and nick a few of his valuables when he wasn't looking.


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post Aug 26 2005, 09:27 AM
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You'll happily spend a few hours working out formulae for how the game works and explaining them to people ... wait a second!


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post Aug 26 2005, 02:11 PM
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You never thought how many you could come up with did ya??

A few more from me...

You keep waiting for someone to tell you are drowning while walking in two feet of water.

You ask the clerk at Home Depot what the damage modifiers are on his hammers.

You have actually tried every way to kill a Lynch Demon.

When you go to the drive thru at the bank and send the tube through the vacuum you have painful memories of falling through a chute ( might be just me)

You have actually screamed "RAMBO!!" when all of your party has died except one and you are faced with insurmountable odds. ( once again..maybe just me)

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post Aug 26 2005, 03:13 PM
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You attempt an incantation to find out what's on the other side of a wall instead of going and looking.

You store your most common actions in 'buffers' for ease of use - whatever those are...


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A. J. Raffles
post Aug 26 2005, 03:30 PM
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QUOTE (BeefontheBone @ Aug 26 2005, 03:13 PM)
You store your most common actions in 'buffers' for ease of use - whatever those are...

Buffer #1: Breathe
Buffer #2: Put The Kettle On
Buffer #3: Have a Nice Cup of Tea
Buffer #4: Do Some Real Work (Yeah, Right)
Buffer #5: Confuse-a-Cat
Buffer #6: Minor Spellcheck
Buffer #7: Party Grammar Check
Buffer #8: Check Email Account
Buffer #9: Pass Time
Buffer #10: Brush Teeth


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No more imbuing unless it's really necessary...

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BLauritson
post Aug 26 2005, 03:37 PM
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- You have the uncanny ability to sense when someone else is in the area without actually seeing them.
- You can never actually see them.
- The concept of a house is alien to you.
- You never eat, drink or sleep.


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post Aug 26 2005, 05:36 PM
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hahahaha all of those were great.

When someone steals something besides money from you, you don't bother chasing after them; you won't ever manage to find the object after searching their entire dead body. Your stuff will obviously vanish.

You wear a sash and realize you can't take it off unless you head to the nearest store.

You endlessly search for a local guild, and once you find one, you search desperately for a level up button.

When playing another video game, you tell your friend not to bother using powerful magic; you cannot cast it on a peaceful monster.

You can open a box no matter what part of the room it is in; your arm will simply stretch 10 feet across the room and open the door.

Every wall in your house has the same gloomy dungeon design on it.


mine weren't that great, but you guys had some very funny ones. I've seen a list like this for Demise before, but never for Mordor. Keep this going ohmy.gifk:


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post Aug 26 2005, 06:17 PM
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- You can walk through doors without ever opening them.
- You can walk into a room, start a fight with someone, leave the room and you will be completely safe from that person until you reenter the room again.

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post Aug 26 2005, 06:21 PM
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You still believe that one day you'll meet a Dragon Turtle.tongue.gif


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post Aug 26 2005, 07:21 PM
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This has actually gotten really good... a few more from me..

You ask the clerk at the sporting goods store " How many points of dexterity will these Nike's add to me?"

You ask the clerk at the clothing store " I know this Outback coat is water resistant but how does it do against Green Oozes??"

You have ever used an oak staff.

You wonder why there is a choice between a copper helm and a leather cap.

You have ever mixed a few alcohols together and called it an Elven Potion

You have ever thrown up after drinking your Elven Potion and was reminded of a Green Ooze.

Oh boy...gotta stop on that one.

Keep em coming folks

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post Aug 26 2005, 07:52 PM
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You get into a fight with someone, and you both always have the exact same interval between attacks.


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post Aug 26 2005, 08:07 PM
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A stray puppy follows you and you sell it to the nearest lab for a few gold pieces.

Before moving to a new house you anxiously ask your landlord whether any of the rooms contains stud squares.


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post Aug 26 2005, 08:15 PM
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Oh AJ...stray puppy was mean...although I am still laughing.

Which brought me to this one...

You think the Rowdy girl is kinda hot.

Definetly been playing way too much Mordor and need to go outside and interact...lmao


Dave
( who has never gotten to see the Lemurian Princess...or whatever she is...but saw Medusa and will hop on the Rowdy girl first)


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post Aug 26 2005, 08:55 PM
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i agree the puppy was bad

you demand to know why the local psychic won't tell you where your friends are

you flee in terror from spiders because you don't have poison resistance

if you hear barking, you flee because you think it's a brown tyke

every time you see someone in a room you say "hello there"

you refuse to wear clothing because they may be cursed

you kill everything that moves because you know it will attack you since your evil


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