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WARNING: This signature is likely to go all Kibo on your a$$ at any moment.

So I said to her, "After that Sex & the City episode, I can never see wheatgrass in the quite the same way."
And she replied, "Well, strawberries affect the flavor. I never knew about wheatgrass."
"Since you mentioned it, I'm curious about the strawberries. Do they improve the flavor?" As the implications of her
statement slowly begin to dawn on me, I can feel a flush rising across the back of my neck.
"I don't want to have this conversation. What, you've never tasted it?" She raised an eyebrow.
"Errr, no, actually... my predilections are such that I'd never taste anyone else's, and I've certainly never imagined tasting my own."
"I tasted mine. I always figured you were repressed. I'm really not having this conversation."

Moses the Clock Man: "Strictly speaking, I'm never supposed to do this. But have you got a better idea?"

You are no longer able to finger the coke machine. We're sorry for any inconvenience that this may cause.

Blackadder the Third: "Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?"

Well, it's not crazier than waiting 18 years for Tales of the Gold Monkey to come out on DVD.

Note to self: Oblique sexual harassment of moderators is NOT a good idea. Unless it works.

Captain Jack Harkness: "Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'?"
The Doctor: "What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?"

Winners of the Braindead's Mordor Forum Siglympics:
Bronze Medalist: Junnart83, for "To die is not shameful, but better you than me!"
Silver Medalist: XaW, for "Sex is like air, it's only important when you're not getting any"
And the Gold Medal goes to Beefonthebone, for managing to namedrop T.E. Lawrence and the Seven Pillars of Wisdom in this forum
with "QUOTE (George Bernard Shaw (to TE Lawrence @ on the Seven Pillars of Wisdom)) "You practically do not use semicolons
at all. This is a symptom of mental defectiveness, probably induced by camp life."

<coming soon to this signature, two or three highly pertinent witticisms>
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